There’s something wrong somewhere —
my hard drive came
classified as “Born Again”
with all that good stuff
outlined in the instruction manual.
The software was installed
properly, I think,
with all the potential
advertised on the cover:
sound mind, healthy body,
controlled emotions,
love, joy, peace, long-suffering, gentleness,
goodness, faith, meekness, and temperance.
But sometimes when I try to access some of these things,
I get a message
“File cannot be located,”
or “Illegal operation, this program will be shut down,”
or worse yet, the blue screen that says
“Fatal exception.”
The number for technical assistance
won’t answer
and I’ve lost all my files . . .